ahem.

A red velvet cupcake for you. Sorry our schedules are off so we won’t see you tonight!

You guys, there’s only one son left in this family who isn’t tied down. Get. On. This. Mothers-in-Law like this don’t just grow on trees.

..It occurs to me that I didn’t post a special message for my father-in-law’s birthday (or my own father’s, but he is wayyy not internet savvy enough to find such a message), or anyone else. this is a momsFTW blog apparently! nobody else gets birthday messages!