A few years ago, one of my good friends had a crappy boy problem. I’m not going to share any of the details but it doesn’t matter really – a boy did something crappy to her. Like Rill Crappy. We were all up in arms over the situation and wishing evil to befall this boy. Someone said something about hoping he and a certain girl we dubbed “Cow Fecal Matter Soul” get blown up by a karmic sh*t rocket. I think that’s all the intro you need for this:
Have you been wronged? Let me know and I’ll burn that jerk in effigy Paint-style. Doesn’t really accomplish anything but laughing at their expense is fun.*
*shhh don’t tell HHDL I said that. I’ve been following his tweets, had one recently that was much wiser than my effigy plan: “When patience is combined with the ability to discriminate between the action and the one who does it, forgiveness arises naturally.” Aww. Too bad I have a blanket anti-discrimination policy.
Bananas, continued 
Hehehhe. Love zit.
yeah forgiveness is nice, but “When Paint is combined with anger and creativity, hilarity arises naturally…. and then eventually you forget that you were mad.”
Haha, +1 to what Nina said! I had forgotten the awesomeness of this comic :)
Love it. And oh, yes. I have been wronged. Are you taking submissions?
suuure! I can’t make any promises about being able to properly illustrate it, but you should definitely email me about it and we’ll see if I can come up with something. :) ddayporter at gmail dot com
*snicker* This is too great.
“Too bad I have a blanket anti-discrimination policy.”
LOL.
NOT only did I lose it a little bit when I saw you had an acronym for The D.L. himself…but “Shit Rocket” is something I’ll be saying as often as I possibly can.
heeeheheh well that’s what he calls himself in his tweets! err, prob not really him tweeting, his tweeting assistant calls him that..
Oh dear lord, LOVE THIS. Karma Shit Rocket is amazing.