A few years ago, one of my good friends had a crappy boy problem. I’m not going to share any of the details but it doesn’t matter really – a boy did something crappy to her. Like Rill Crappy. We were all up in arms over the situation and wishing evil to befall this boy. Someone said something about hoping he and a certain girl we dubbed “Cow Fecal Matter Soul” get blown up by a karmic sh*t rocket. I think that’s all the intro you need for this:
Have you been wronged? Let me know and I’ll burn that jerk in effigy Paint-style. Doesn’t really accomplish anything but laughing at their expense is fun.*
*shhh don’t tell HHDL I said that. I’ve been following his tweets, had one recently that was much wiser than my effigy plan: “When patience is combined with the ability to discriminate between the action and the one who does it, forgiveness arises naturally.” Aww. Too bad I have a blanket anti-discrimination policy.